Taylor Swift Butt Slap
Just a cool light, looks like death star blowing up
Dance till you drop
Let me tell you about Bus 62
When Monday is finally over.
When I find cigarette butts on my patio from the people living above me.
When the kid in class is stupid enough to tell the teacher that she forgot to give us homework
When they said I was not the father.
When I call out a plot twist in a movie before it happens and no one believes me
When I realize I wasn’t in a private window while watching porn
My reaction whenever I press Random Sub-Reddit
MFW the ER doctor tells me my debilitating pain is caused by a 5 millimeter kidney stone.